terça-feira, 23 de setembro de 2008

Ultima piada sobre o LHC


Não sei porquê tanto trabalho e despesa para descobrir o que se passou depois do Big Bang...






Podiam ter perguntado à Lili Caneças!!!

segunda-feira, 22 de setembro de 2008

sábado, 20 de setembro de 2008

Death Metal Puppy

Oh coisa mais fofa :D

sexta-feira, 19 de setembro de 2008

Provavelmente o pior videoclip de todos os tempos...



Obrigada Carlos por esta pérola :)

quinta-feira, 18 de setembro de 2008

Ainda acerca do Large Hadron Collider (LHC):


CERN Rap from Will Barras on Vimeo.

The Large Hadron Rap

Twenty-seven kilometers of tunnel under ground
Designed with mind to send protons around
A circle that crosses through Switzerland and France
Sixty nations contribute to scientific advance
Two beams of protons swing round, through the ring they ride
‘Til in the hearts of the detectors, they’re made to collide
And all that energy packed in such a tiny bit of room
Becomes mass, particles created from the vacuum
And then…

LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.
The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead
And the things that it discovers will rock you in the head.

We see asteroids and planets, stars galore
We know a black hole resides at each galaxy’s core
But even all that matter cannot explain
What holds all these stars together – something else remains
This dark matter interacts only through gravity
And how do you catch a particle there’s no way to see
Take it back to the conservation of energy
And the particles appear, clear as can be

You see particles flying, in jets they spray
But you notice there ain’t nothin’, goin’ the other way
You say, “My law has just been violated – it don’t make sense!
There’s gotta be another particle to make this balance.”
And it might be dark matter, and for first
Time we catch a glimpse of what must fill most of the known ‘Verse.
Because…

LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.

Antimatter is sort of like matter’s evil twin
Because except for charge and handedness of spin
They’re the same for a particle and its anti-self
But you can’t store an antiparticle on any shelf
Cuz when it meets its normal twin, they both annihilate
Matter turns to energy and then it dissipates

When matter is created from energy
Which is exactly what they’ll do in the LHC
You get matter and antimatter in equal parts
And they try to take that back to when the universe starts
The Big Bang – back when the matter all exploded
But the amount of antimatter was somehow eroded
Because when we look around we see that matter abounds
But antimatter’s nowhere to be found.
That’s why…

LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.
The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead
And the things that it discovers will rock you in the head.

The Higgs Boson – that’s the one that everybody talks about.
And it’s the one sure thing that this machine will sort out
If the Higgs exists, they ought to see it right away
And if it doesn’t, then the scientists will finally say
“There is no Higgs! We need new physics to account for why
Things have mass. Something in our Standard Model went awry.”

But the Higgs – I still haven’t said just what it does
They suppose that particles have mass because
There is this Higgs field that extends through all space
And some particles slow down while other particles race
Straight through like the photon – it has no mass
But something heavy like the top quark, it’s draggin’ its ***
And the Higgs is a boson that carries a force
And makes particles take orders from the field that is its source.
They’ll detect it….

LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.

Now some of you may think that gravity is strong
Cuz when you fall off your bicycle it don’t take long
Until you hit the earth, and you say, “Dang, that hurt!”
But if you think that force is powerful, you’re wrong.
You see, gravity – it’s weaker than Weak
And the reason why is something many scientists seek
They think about dimensions – we just live in three
But maybe there are some others that are too small to see
It’s into these dimensions that gravity extends
Which makes it seem weaker, here on our end.
And these dimensions are “rolled up” – curled so tight
That they don’t affect you in your day to day life
But if you were as tiny as a graviton
You could enter these dimensions and go wandering on
And they'd find you...

When LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.
The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead
And the things that it discovers will rock you in the head.

terça-feira, 16 de setembro de 2008

UnNews:Large Hadron Collider 'destroys God by accident'

This article is part of UnNews, your source for up-to-the-microsecond misinformation.

11 September 2008

CERN: Who's the tough guy now?

GENEVA, Switzerland – Concerns that the Large Hadron Collider might destroy the Earth proved unfounded on Wednesday, but scientists warned that they may instead have accidentally destroyed God shortly after powering up the machine.

Detectors in the $1000000 billion machine recorded a massive outburst of Higgs bosons, nicknamed the "God particle" about 3 seconds into the first experiment. Scientists speculate that God may have accidentally strayed into the high-powered opposing beams of protons the collider generates, and been disintegrated.

"We detected so many Higgs bosons in such a short space of time, there's little chance God could have survived," said Dr Tara Sheers, a particle physicist from the University of Manchester.

Despite the unexpected results from the collider's first day of operations, the public should not be concerned over the safety of the machine, said Professor Jim Vordee, a particle physicist at Imperial College London.

Moreover, today's accident should not greatly impact the world's major religions, he said.

"From the results of today's experiment, we can conclude that while God probably did exist, He probably doesn't now.

"Theologically speaking, this is much the same position we were in on Tuesday. It's ironic that at the very instant that we had scientific evidence of the existence of God, He most probably ceased to exist."

Officials at the organization that operates the collider - the European Organization for Nuclear Research, better known by its old acronym CERN – have yet to make a statement on God's probable destruction.

However, Steve Myars, head of the accelerator and beam department at CERN, said some sort of letter of apology and condolences to the leaders of the world's major religions might be in order.

"We really didn't mean to 'do a Nietzsche' as it were, and kill God, but then again, God's been dead for over three hours now, and things still seem to be going on pretty much as usual in the universe.

"God may have been destroyed, but it's not the end of the world."

God's next-of-kin Jesus could not be reached for comment.


:D Podem ver o artigo aqui.

And next...

A Rainha da Pop




Apenas uma palavra para descrever o concerto:

F-A-N-T-Á-S-T-I-C-O!!!

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sábado, 13 de setembro de 2008

Faltam 158 dias!!!



E eu já comprei os meus primeiros acessórios!!!

Sara: já a editei e vou pôr esta música para qdo me ligas :)
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terça-feira, 9 de setembro de 2008

Parvoíces nº 23076629 e 23076630

A Carolina Salgado anda com problemas de gramática... Cada vez que ouve a palavra "disputa" começa logo a falar...

E o Zé Castelo Branco, que se lançou há pouco tempo nas lides musicais, ficou desolado porque aquele nome que lhe assentava que nem uma luva já tinha sido tomado... Pelo Zé Cabra...
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É já neste domingo!!!


E diziam ontem os meus pais: Não queres pensar em vender o teu bilhete? Ela tá a separar-se, tá deprimida, tá velha, portanto o concerto não deve ser nada de especial, e ainda recuperas o dinheirão que deste para a ir ver...
O que é que uma pessoa responde a isto?? A mim só me saiu um "Vocês não devem estar bons da cabeça!!! A Madonna é a Madonna, e ainda que tenha de cantar em playback, é todo o espectáculo que também vale (e muito) a pena!!! Ah! E quanto à parte do estar velha... Quem me dera a mim ter aquele corpinho hoje, quanto mais aos 50!!!"

Tsc, tsc...



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Sony Bravia



Um dos melhores anúncios que já vi!

domingo, 7 de setembro de 2008

Aqui vai um clássico


Em karaoke, para todos poderem acompanhar :)

sábado, 6 de setembro de 2008

Sara Bareilles - Love Song

Head under water
And you tell me
To breathe easy for a while
The breathing gets harder
Even I know that
Made room for me
It's too soon to see
If I'm happy in your hands
I'm unusually hard to hold on to

Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well but you make this hard on me

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you ask for it
'Cause you need one
You see, I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me it's make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leavin'
I'm gonna need a better reason
To write you a love song
Today
Today...

I learned the hard way
That they all say
Things you wanna hear
My heavy heart sinks deep down under
You and your twisted words
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry

Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as I am

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you asked for it
'Cause you need one
You see, I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me it's make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leavin'
I'm gonna need a better reason
To write you a love song today

Promise me
You'll leave the light on
To help me see
With daylight, my guide, gone
'Cause I believe
There's a way
You can love me
Because I say

I won't write you a love song
'Cause you ask for it
'Cause you need one
You see, I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me it's make or break in this
Is that why you wanted a love song?
'Cause you asked for it
'Cause you need one
You see I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me it's make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I walk the seven seas
When I believe that there's a reason to write you a love song
Today.
Today...

Adoro a música (pelo menos enquanto não me fartar).
Podem ver o vídeo aqui :)

Carnaval 2009

Vai ser assim :)



Para começar a treinar:

"Vive a vida como uma festa
Sob o vento da floresta

Lua navegante segue o teu rumo
vai em ti a paixão do meu destino
com o teu poder e a tiara
e com o meu gato Luna
vamos vencer as batalhas
dessas causas esquecidas

Luna Luna
conto contigo
nestas lutas
contra o inimigo
monstros, sonhos são
lendas ou imaginaçao?
Luna Luna vem
lutar pelo bem"

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quinta-feira, 4 de setembro de 2008

Olhá piadola


Como é que se colam duas vacas??



Resposta: Com Cola Cao...
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terça-feira, 2 de setembro de 2008

Mais saudades...


O pôr do sol na Praia do Malhão... Fantástico, não acham?
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